Sex Positions Inspired By The Song 12 Days Of Christmas

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If you are one of the normal millions that just can’t think of anything to get your dearly beloved this Christmas, why not use your sexual imagination and use the famous Yuletide tune to inspire you into playing out sexual fantasies as per the song.

Okay it might take a little bit of imagination but after all, it’s the thought that counts right? And if it goes wrong you can always blame the song writer for not being explicit enough!

You don’t have to take the lyrics literally and start carting back to your house swarms of birds and beasts like a complete nutter but just bend the meaning a little and create your own sexy take on the message.

Just to help here’s a list and it’s just an opinion but if you’re really stuck for answers then do your own spin on any of these. Don’t forget, just like the song, you do a new one every night and repeat all the others you’ve done already.

Have fun, it’ll be hard not to! Don’t forget, it just means having more sex!

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“A partridge in a pear tree”– On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me!

Simple prepare one pear tree, which can be a neatly trimmed bush. Just slice a juicy pear and place festively around your groin area and ask a plucky Christmas partridge to come and gorge themselves on your bountiful offering no hands obviously. Duh, you’re a partridge!

A fruity start for any festive bird. Got the hang of it?

“Two turtle doves”– On the second day of Christmas it is time to straddle your man and do a bit of play acting. Keep your arms bent and rested with your knuckles on your hips and he can do the same. Just by gyrating alone will make you look like you’re flapping your wings while riding his cock (Christmas cock don’t forget, that should get you in the spirit!).

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“Three French hens”Ohh lala. This isn’t about a special position but be provocatively French with French kissing and sexy accents. A French maid’s outfit could help with the getting things going and a few feathers might not go a miss. Plenty of dirty talk and perhaps leave a secret Frenchie, but go easy on the garlic! May we?

“Four calling birds”More role play for this as you can be as loud as you like during sex with plenty of calling out loud. Maybe this one’s a good idea to come up with four call girl outfits for the week!

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“Five golden rings”This one has lots of potential. For starters you can buy him a cock ring set for Xmas. Gold coloured of course. For more yuletide pleasure he should take extra special care of your ring the Christmas with plenty of rear end romance.

“Six geese a laying”– On the sixth day of Christmas make like a happy goose and squat down about to lay an egg. Don’t forget to have your man’s face as your nice warm (bushy?) nest to sit on over and over again.

 

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“Seven swans a swimming”– On the seventh day of Christmas make mad passionate love in a swimming pool or beach. If it’s fff-freezing outside run a steamy hot bath and get some clit stimulation underwater. Don’t forget a rubber duck and some odd shaped toys!

“Eight maids a milking”– On the eighth day of Christmas make sure your titties are provocatively accessible all day. They will need careful hands to properly play with all that milky goodness. You definitely need to be on top for sex and have those milkers in his face all night. He should be a willing maid to go a-milking!

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“Nine ladies dancing”– On the ninth day of Christmas: dance for your lover. Not disco but sexy steamy dancing. Think lap dancing and strip tease. Maybe belly dancing as its Christmas (well, when else are you going to do belly dancing?!) get him turned on and tuned in for some big big moves!

“Ten lords a leaping”– On the tenth day of Christmas you can be hoisted in the air when love making above in or leap onto his cock if adventurous.

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“Eleven pipers piping”– On the eleventh day of Christmas give it to your true love with loads of blowjobs. You are the piper so pipe on his pipe like there’s no tomorrow. Make sure you get up a good tune!

“Twelve drummers drumming”- On the twelfth day of Christmas let him drum his fingers all over you all day. See if he can keep to a good beat and make sure he learns to play the cymbals well.

 

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